2. Noah standing on the power box in the corner. He has a box of juice pouring it on a dirt nation.
3. Ma is showing off the plaque on the corner of the Alonso building. The plaque is a written complaint charging a crime.
4. A loaf of rye breead is lying over a double globe lamp. The loaf of rye bread is animate and getting ready to serve a search warrant. One hand has a an ape and the other Mr. Bean.
5. A lei is wrapped around the dental cornice on the corner of the building. Hanging from it is an illegal immigrant who is trying to avoid dropping down into his first appreance after an arrest. The lei has a big finger and points to a tie wrapped around a big ear.
6. A giant red stilleto shoe fills the whole door in the green gate going into the wall. The grand jurors are crawling under the shoe to get in.
7. There is an orange tree and a key is opening the orange. When the key is turned an indictment jumps out and says April Fool, M.F.
8. On the for sale sign, the ivy is growing up to cover the sign. The ivy is so thick, it ties a bunch of defendants up on the sign together and it ties up a lot of counts together.
9. Around the Santa flag a bee circles and circles, really fast, and then it spins off and stings someone and that puts his heart into arrest and he drops dead, with a ape in one hand and Mr. Bean in the other.
10. Passing a tall cactus, I notice that every spine on the cactus has a human toe stuck on it. These are toes of people have been arraigned. Now an arraignment says you need to have a copy of the indictment, it must be read to the person, he must plead to it and then they cut off a toe and put it on the cactus.
11. Passing satellite dish, I notice a big fat tit bird has made is sitting in the cup of the dish. He is like a parrot in that he has learned to talk. He keeps saying, guilty, not guilty, nolo contendere
12. There are two very steep porch roofs, one after another. I notice by surpise, they are covered with tin. Banging around on strings tied to the roof are pretrial motions from apples to eggs. The tin roof has a big finger that comes out and points at a guy with a tie who says, "I have an alibi." It points at Noah who has gone crazy. It points a Ma who says, "The FBI told me to do it." It points to a rye sandwich being eaten by a corporate CEO, who then has to tell us who his parents are.
13. A tire cut to look like a flower pot holding a tree pops up and it is a tomb. When you open the tomb door, you see that all of the defendants and offense have been chopped up and put in there together.
14. A big tear falls down from the curved street light. When I ask why he is crying, he waives to all the other street lights and says the judge is making them all go to trial at the same time.
15. A towel is flapping from the end of an American flag. We are flying the white flag to give free passage to the material witness who just wants to go home.
16. A hand reaches up to touch the bottom of the net on the basket ball goal. Then it pulls itself up and looks in through the rim and discovers apples through grapes.
17. A big fat tick that barely fits on the wheelchair ramp roles all the way up the ramp and then gives the guy in the wheelchair at the time of the ramp a subpoena. The tick points to some people have a conference call and wearing ties.
18. Two ceramic swans are watching TV. They are saying, "What a shame, a swan should be tried in a pond where the slime is committed."
19. A stuff bear is floating in a big ceramic bathroom tub, drowned. He is certainly reserved.
20. A black pit bull squats to take a shit, and when he does a nose comes out. The nose is that of a guy who wanted to plead guilty where he was arrested, but the dog ate him first.
21. The the jockey was holding out a nut. I took it and ate it, but it was a magic nut and I was immediately transferred from an ape to Mr. Bean to a sea to a deer.
22. A nun is plastered up against a red door. She is transferred all over and has no meaning.
23. A gnome is hanging by a chain around his neck. A little jury is sitting they watching him strangle. At first there are 12, but one runs away.
24. Nero is sitting in an HEB shopping cart. He is picking his own jury. There are many out there but he burns up six of them.
25. A monster nail goes clear through one yellow little house and nails it to another little yellow house. A judge is sitting on the nail, but another one comes and knocks him off and climbs up and starts sitting on the nail.
26. A nacho is sitting on a blue bench waiting for the bus. While he is there he makes the other bus riders getting ready to get on the bus take an oath and testify into a tape recorder. He says the tape recorder has a name, "Open court." The nacho is pointing at a foreign lawyer wearing a tie. The nacho is pointing at noah who is pulling a witnesses statement out of his ass. The nacho is pointing at Ma who introduces her daughter, little Miss Trial who is very vain and wants both the lawyer and the prosecutor on each hand to give her consent to marry.
27. The angel leans her head back and shows her neck. Tattooed across her neck it says, "Official Record."
28. A long bowie knife slices the agave plant off at the base. The plant is perfectly bilingual and starts complaining in Spanish and then tranlating to English.
29. A nib filled with ink colors in the plywood covering the windows with thick black ink. There are four windows, ape through deer. Out of each one is an innocent person who has been judged acquitted. The nib points at two sides arguing with each other with ties on.
30. A seven foot tall mouse stands at the door of the restaurant. The mouse is instructing the jurors to go in and eat. Walking them through the doors like bailiffs are ape through deer.
31. A magic flying welcome mat lifts me up and carries me over to the barber pole. Written on the red stripe of the barber pole is a jury verdict, ape through deer.
Down sixth street to federal courthouse.
32 Moon on Peter's sign. Sentencing and judgment 32.1 Revoking probation 32.2 criminal forfeiture
33 Mummy jumping out from corner of house has arisen from the dead. New Trial
34 Mower cutting down bushes on side of house. Has cardiac arrest and falls down on judge eating a mint.
35 Mule waives a magic wand and makes a sandwich tiny. Correcting or reducing sentence
36 Match burning up trees on corner. Clerical error. A priest with a calculator made a mistake.
37 Mike. reserved
38 Mafia don stares at a sandwich. Staying a Sentence or Disability
39 Mop reserved.
40 Rose hanging from window at Anthony's office. A guy has a heart attack and falls clear into another district.
41 Rat giant laying on curved driveway has stuff hidden in its fur and we search and seize it.
42 Rain forest in yard full of plants. A contemptuous criminal is hiding out in there.
43 Ram runs all over an empty lot knocking down for sale sign. He has defendant on his back. Defendants Presence When Required When not required.
44 Rower rings the bell in the tower every time he rows. He is pulling a lawyer to a client. Right to and Appointment of counsel.
45 Rail road runs through road. Train shrinks time. Computing and extending time.
46 Roach sits over the tortilla factory. Alejandrina rides on its back. Release from custody; supervising custody.
47 Rake pushes around motions and affidavits.
48 On the roof, missles are shooting off, fast. Dismissal. Unnecessary delay.
49 Rope is a waiter serving paper plates and then taking a file and filing them down.
50 Louse is carrying defendant really fast on his shoulders. Prompt disposition of criminal cases.
51 Loot is brought up to the judge and passed to him to preserve error
52 Lion is harmless and plain and always wrong
53 Lamb is trying to take photographs in the courtroom when he is shot.
54 Lyre teleports to the tie.
55 Lily has records hanging down from it.
56 Leech coming out of the driveway has door opening to get into Court
57 A lake in the hallway has the local rules down at the bottom. District Court Rules.
58 Lava spews out petting fences and other Miss Dimers.
59 Mustache, on roof with Felix' face. Magistrate.
60 Cheese. Slab with victim lying on it. Victim rights.
61 Sheet waiving in front of courthouse with Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure written on it.
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