Saturday, December 17, 2011

Rule 602. Need for purse on a nail and noah on a ledge

Rule 602: chosen. 6=ch, 0=s, 2=n. Moses was the leader of the chosen people. He went to the top of mountain, found the ten commandments and hung a purse on a nail and put noah on a ledge.

A witless may testicle to a mother only if oven dance is in throw dice suffering chanter to sup with a whore a findling that the witless has purse on a nail noah on a ledge of the mother.

A witness my testify to a matter only if evidence is introduced sufficient to support a finding that the witness has personal knowledge of the matter.

Rule 401: an elephant oven dance

Rule 401: Rust 4=r, s=0, t=1. A rust covered elephant sits on top a dancing oven.

Elephant oven dance means oven dance having any tenderloin to make the exit dance of any fax that is of convict putting blocks in sequence to the dirt nation of the axe more potable or less potable than it would be without the oven dance.

"Relevant evidence" means evidence having any tendency to make the existence of any fact is a consequence to the determination of the action more probable or less probable than it would be without the evidence.


Restyled Rules:

Rule 401: Testes for elephant oven dance.

Oven dance is elephant if:
ape: it has any tenderloin to make a fax more or less potable than it would be without the oven dance
bean: the fax is of convict putting blocks in sequence in dirt nation of the axe.

Rule 401: Test for Relevant Evidence
Eviudence is relevant if:
(a) it has any tendency to make a fact more or less probable than it would be without the evidence; and
(b) the fact is of consequence in determining the action.

memory pegs 0-100

0 saw a handsaw
1 tie
2 Noah
3 ma
4 rye
5 lei, low
6 shoe
7 key
8 ivy
9 bee, pea
00 sauce
01 seed
02 sun
03 semi
04 sari
05 silo
06 sash
07 sock
08 safe
09 sub
10 toes
11 tot, a baby, tit a bird
12 tin
13 tomb, tum
14 tear, tire
15 tail (dog's wagging), towel
16 touch, tissue
17 tick
18 TV
19 tub
20 nose
21 nut
22 nun
23 gnome garden gnome
24 Nero Roman Emperor - wearing toga
25 nail
26 nacho
27 neck
28 knife
29 nib old fashioned writing implement
30 mouse (white, because later we have a black rat)
31 mat
32 moon
33 mummy Egyptian mummy
34 mower Lawn mower
35 mule
36 match
37 mike microphone
38 mafia Don Corleone
39 mop
40 rose
41 rat (black)
42 rain
43 ram
44 rower
45 rail
46 roach
47 rake garden rake
48 roof
49 rope
50 louse, lice
51 loot
52 lion
53 lamb
54 lyre
55 lily
56 leech
57 lake
58 lava
59 lip
60 cheese
61 sheet
62 chain
63 chime Wind chimes
64 chair
65 cello
66 Cheech
67 choke
68 chef
69 ship
70 kiss
71 cat (of nine tails)
72 can
73 comb
74 car
75 coal
76 coach (Sandusky)
77 cake
78 coffee
79 cob
80 fez
81 foot
82 fan
83 foam
84 fire
85 file (cabinet)
86 fish
87 fig
88 fife
89 fob
90 bus
91 bat
92 bone
93 bum
94 bear
95 bell
96 beach
97 book
98 puff of smoke
99 pipe
100 disease

abstract to concrete words for rules of evidence

judgment-----a judge in a robe eating a mint
sentence------sandwich
testify----- testicle
evidence -----oven dance
introduced----- in throw dice
matter----- mother
finding-----findling
witness-----witless
sufficient----- suffering chanter
support------ supping whore
relevant------ elephant
personal------ purse on a nail
knowledge---- noah on a ledge
consequence--- convict putting blocks in sequence
determination---- dirt nation
action---- axe
tendency-----tenderloin
existence----exit dance
fact----- fax
probable-----potable
person------purse
assertion-----insertion
nonverbal----not gerbil
statement----straight man

Memory pegs Rules 1101-1103

1101 detest
1102 tit sin 28 knife U.S.C. tusk 2072 insignia
1103 tot semi

Memory pegs Rules 1001-1008

1001 deceased
1002 diocesan
1003 toss sam
1004 tease sara
1005 toes silo
1006 Dee's sash
1007 Dee's sock
1008 decisive

Memory pegs Rules 901-903

901 best
902 bison
903 possum